Inside a high-rise building on Fourteenth Street in the Janus Quarter, New Eridu, no, The United States Eridu
Justin Bringer: Ahem, umm, yes... Citizens, I'm the head of the Janus Quarter’s Public Security currently conducting an operation on Fourteenth Street.
Justin Bringer: I—I regret to inform everyone our operation has been disrupted due to the appearance of a Hollow.
Justin Bringer: I—I'd like to remind the public we are in pursuit of the Red Fang Gang — the group responsible for the terrorist attack on the research institute.
Justin Bringer: These are dangerous dudes... Uh... I mean criminals. Particularly their leader, Miguel Silver. Everyone should remain vigilant!
Reporter: I'm MOTHERXXXXING XXXXED! As this station's reporter, I can't listen to this anymore! Those criminals need to get XXXXED!
Reporter: As soon as we find them we should just MOTHERXXXXING XXXX them all! And then XXXX them again!
(The door gets kicked down)
Justin Bringer: E—Excuse me mister reporter, I'm still giving a briefing on the case... Let me...
Reporter: I don't give a XXXX! Listen here, you Red Fang Gang DOPPLEGANGERS, BULLXXXXS AND ASSXXXXS!
Reporter: Don't think the Hollow can protect you! The Public Security's, I mean, FBI's air force is on the way. Because this is The United States Eridu! You're MOTHERXXXXING XXXXED! Is that right, FUCKER?
Billy: There's a window! Boss, we can get out this way!
Nicole: But that's a Hollow down there... Fine, a way out is a way out. Can you break the glass, Billy?
Billy: Easy! Leave it to me!
(A bullet flies toward the glass)
(The bullet ricochets off of the glass)
Nicole: Uh—
(The bullet ricochets off of various objects)
Billy: Uhh...
Anby: It bounced off. This glass must be tough.
Nicole: Damn, I knew it wouldn't be that easy. This window is—
Miguel: —Reinforced bulletproof glass. You won't be able to break it.
Miguel: The Cunning Hares odd-job agency...
Miguel: Why...?
Miguel: Why would you steal from the Red Fang Gang?
Miguel: My men went through so much trouble to...
Nicole: You stole the strongbox from the institute! We're just returning it to its rightful owner!
Nicole: Don't make it sound like we're the bad guys!
Miguel: We're all trying to get by on the same streets. Why... Why would you be helping the cops!?
Nicole: Sorry, but it’s not Public Security that commissioned us. And also that’s none of your business anyway.
Miguel: Of course it is. They had people steal from my territory, so I have to teach them a lesson!
Miguel: *sobbing* W—Why don’t you just give it back to me? It's so important to us—
Miguel: —That I'm willing to exchange it for your lives!
Nicole: So you need the whole gang armed and ready to handle three people? This is the "Silver Tears"? It's even weirder than the rumors...
(Nicole notices something)
Nicole: Wait! Is that a flashbang?
Anby: Correct. It's a M85, The upgrade of M84, the high-lumen military flashbang. The blast is quite strong.
Nicole: Awesome! Time to wake up, Billy!
Red Fang Gang subordinate: What?!
Billy: Eyes open everyone!
Billy: SAY, CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KA—BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The grenade explodes and throws a blinding light)
Red Fang Gang subordinates: Wahhhh! My eyes!!!!!!!!!!
Miguel: Ahh, so... so you choose to resist!
Miguel: In that case I have no choice but to—
Miguel: —XXXX YOU ALL!
Nicole: Hahaha, you've made a mistake, mister. We aren't your enemy.
Nicole: That is~
Air Force: Falcon 16 to Commander. We've arrived at the source of the light and have found the Red Fang Gang.
Air Force: Repeat, we’ve found the Red Fang Gang. Awaiting orders...
Red Fang Gang subordinate: B—Boss, it’s the air force!
(Nicole raises her hands)
Miguel: That flashbang just now... It was to attract the helicopter?!
Nicole: You finally noticed? Now it's your turn to choose, you crybaby~
Nicole: You can stay and fight us and then get caught by Public Security, or you can run, and we all get to live.
Miguel: Damn you, Cunning Hares!
Nicole: It's in a hare's nature to avoid getting caught~ Don't hold it against me.
Reporter: What? You've found the Red Fang MOTHERXXXXERS?
Reporter: Then what are you MOTHERXXXXING waiting for, Commander?!
Reporter: Pick the biggest gun and rain down JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Cuts to a wide shot)
Air Force: Falcon 16, attack order received.
(The helicopter shoots a missile)
Nicole: Oh, sxxt. We're done for...
(A large explosion happens)
Billy: I want to file a complaint!
(Cuts to a wide shot)
(Shows the safe falling)
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