When the outside temperature rises

And the meaning is, oh, so clear

One thousand and one yellow daffodils

Begin to dance in front of you. Oh, dear

Are they trying to tell you something?

You're missing that one final screw

You're simply not in the pink, my dear

To be honest, you haven't got a clue

I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened, happened

It finally happened. Oh, oh

It finally happened

I'm slightly mad

Oh, dear

I'm one card short of a full deck

I'm not quite the shilling

One wave short of a shipwreck

I'm not my usual top-billing

I'm coming down with a fever

I'm really out to sea

This kettle is boiling over

I think I'm a banana tree

Oh, dear

I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened, happened

Finally happened. Uh, huh

Finally happened

I'm slightly mad

Oh, dear!

Ooh-ooh-ah-ah, ooh-ooh-ah-ah

I'm knitting with only one needle

Unraveling fast. It's true

I'm driving only three wheels these days

But, my dear, how about you?

I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened

It finally happened

Oh, yes

It finally happened

I'm slightly mad

Just very slightly mad

And there you have it